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How long before we get a blockbuster about pro-Palestinian students helping terrorists start WWIII by nuking DC? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You know it’s coming.

Please post your predictions of specific scenes and plot points below

Here’s mine

INT - CAPITAL BUILDING, AOC’S OFFICE

After they plant the nuke, the evil brown terrorist ringleader pulls out a gun and aims it at the Jewish kid who’s helping them free Palestine. “You can’t kill me, I’m your ally!” he pleads. Evil terrorist dude replies “no, he will,” and hands the gun to the Jewish kid’s Muslim best friend. He hesitates for a few seconds, but eventually regains his mojo and aims the gun at the Jewish kid’s head, drops a Hitler quote and kills him. Terrorist dude says something about not trusting Jews as they stuff his corpse into AOC’s closet, next to the nuke. Normally the nuke would’ve been discovered the next day by the janitor, but AOC fired her for being Jewish.

Somber music plays as we cut to Jonathan Greenblatt getting laughed out of the police station by the woke DEI hires as he desperately tries to convince them that evil muslamic international students are going to nuke DC.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Ironically there was a similar scene in a call of duty game; you (temporarily) play as American soldiers offering help to the rebels in Afghanistan against the soviets only for them to turn around and shoot you and say something along the lines of that they'll kill every infidel and lots more nonsense propaganda intended to frighten people into manufactured consent.