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How long before we get a blockbuster about pro-Palestinian students helping terrorists start WWIII by nuking DC? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You know it’s coming.

Please post your predictions of specific scenes and plot points below

Here’s mine

INT - CAPITAL BUILDING, AOC’S OFFICE

After they plant the nuke, the evil brown terrorist ringleader pulls out a gun and aims it at the Jewish kid who’s helping them free Palestine. “You can’t kill me, I’m your ally!” he pleads. Evil terrorist dude replies “no, he will,” and hands the gun to the Jewish kid’s Muslim best friend. He hesitates for a few seconds, but eventually regains his mojo and aims the gun at the Jewish kid’s head, drops a Hitler quote and kills him. Terrorist dude says something about not trusting Jews as they stuff his corpse into AOC’s closet, next to the nuke. Normally the nuke would’ve been discovered the next day by the janitor, but AOC fired her for being Jewish.

Somber music plays as we cut to Jonathan Greenblatt getting laughed out of the police station by the woke DEI hires as he desperately tries to convince them that evil muslamic international students are going to nuke DC.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So it's also a road trip movie? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kind of but really it’ll just be an incoherent hodgepodge of scenes where every Zionist fantasy and delusion is validated to such an extreme extent that the characters basically turn to the camera and tell them their beliefs are correct

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the real move would be for the nuke to be hidden into a new "woke" statue being used to replace a torn down statue of a patriotic slaver, suggesting that this never would have happened if we continued to venerate our mass murdering and torturing forefathers and that there is a direct link between rascist statue removal and nuclear arms proliferating terror cells.