This is the dadest dad joke.

Down voted. Saw community name. Angrily up voted.

Dammit, beat me to it! I haven't been this incensed since last year!

Probably bcz everybody was out partying late last night.

So what did you guys get for Christmas presents this year?

It's not the new year in a lot of places yet.

That’s unfortunate because good fences make good neighbors

Well played sir

Thanks daddy