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This is the dadest dad joke.
Dad on arrival
Down voted. Saw community name. Angrily up voted.
Dammit, beat me to it! I haven't been this incensed since last year!
Probably bcz everybody was out partying late last night.
I went to bed at 10 pm and had a good nights sleep until 7 am.
Best party ever.
Goals.
So what did you guys get for Christmas presents this year?
I didn't get anything for Christmas this year, it's a bit early still.
Jokes aside, games, Lego sets, Dremel and a happy kid. (I had the kid before Christmas, they are still happy)
Got myself a new laptop. I can play Dad of War. It's nice.
It's not the new year in a lot of places yet.
But it dwindles by the hour.
That’s unfortunate because good fences make good neighbors
Well played sir
Thanks daddy
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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