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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I wonder who it was

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This may have been a fever dream, but I recall this one woman from University of Michigan who took a giant 40 ft long poop. It was all over Reddit like 10 years ago. I'll look for it.

Edit: I found it, it is 26 feet long and was done in a bowling alley at a high school. Here is a link because I don't want to link to Reddit.

From the article:

“In February, 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement measuring the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results.

The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

In other words: a woman ate a ton of fiber one bars, stuck a butt plug up her ass, waits a week, then shits/squats/scoots down a bowling alley to get the length.

Edit 2: wait, it's fake. I'm dealing with a tooth infection so maybe I am having a fever dream.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Belly laughed at this. The idea of a woman squatting down and pooping the length of a bowling alley lane it too much.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just imagine the bowling ball animations

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I think I saw him last week. He clogged the urinal so bad I had to break up the log with my measuring stick while the apprentice sucked up the bits with a mass vacuum.

Eat your fiber, people. And don't shit in urinals.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

don't shit in urinals

smdh redfash tankies authoritarian 1984

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

nineteeneightyfour Do not shit in the urinals nineteeneightyfour

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

oh no they definitely realized it

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

idk i mean considering it probably would have to have been removed via medical help they probably at least considered the possibility

unless there's like a natty non hospital category where doping on laxatives gets you disqualified

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

oh, I knew. it knew too, and it fought me the whole way.

I know I'll see it again. in hell.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I realized it on your behalf

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

If you shat the biggest shit, you'd know.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

"This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen ... In its own way, it's as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels"

lmao

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

They fucking dropped it and had to pit in back together when it broke apart

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Do they have to have actually defecated without any medical or drug assistance for this to count?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

If someone is willing to use science to drop a record-breaking dookie I say let them

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Well, I'm pretty sure they would've at least suspected it was the largest if it had to be surgically removed and the doctors were shocked.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Beanis is a PED

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

bolso-pain

Or is it /c/badposting law that we can only hope it wasn't Kevin Bacon?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
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