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I hope the struggle session was worth it.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 21 hours ago

welcome to the brandon regime. eggs cost 7 dollars, cats fuck outside your window, and my kids wont call me because i'm "racist on facebook".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

Now I'm going to refer outdoor cats fucking as cats having a struggle session. I'm also going to refer to all instances of struggle sessions here as cats fucking.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can’t keep a back alley Romeo down thurston

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a hallmark Christmas movie for cats.

Mister Claws is out for a night on the town. He didn't expect to meet that girl from the litter across the street.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Maybe with a little Cinemax thrown in.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago

Once they're done you gotta give both a smoocher on the head to congratulate them on the sex.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago

If you've got any outside cats outside then it means that you haven't struggled enough during the session

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is the future neoliberals want

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Another reason to hate neoliberals

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tell them "Hey, stop that" but in a very unsure tone

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they'll get closer to ascertain "what your problem is humen" and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

wow, you know a lot about cats.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Maybe she is one. :fry:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Lol I was pretty excited to have this happen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

Give them some space, vacate your house if need be.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

"But Cammy," you say, "You can't be sure they were both outdoor cats! You're acting in bad faith!"

To which, I say, "I caught them en flagrante outside of my window."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Catwatch hour 2 - the cats have ended their tryst and I feel tired. Good night cuddle

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's fucking raining. God himself was spritzing them with water. If anything, the rain might be giving them strange sexual powers

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

What if they think I'm saying BOO-URNS?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

waoohh free paleocon vitalist kitty sex soundscape??!!? based-pilled so jealous

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

My spotify Playlist is called Meow Mix.