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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I once had a dream i was peeing into toilet and i woke up peeing but not into a toilet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My brain clogs all the toilets so I can't pee in them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

lol yeah mine too. or puts them in weird places like in the middle of public rooms, stairwells, or very weird liminal bathrooms or even shudder carpeted bedrooms

ugh the bedroom ones are often clogged with clothes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

any time i've pissed the bed, i was peeing in my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That happened to me as a kid and I think my sleep brain learned from the trauma. Now I'll pee in my dreams and wake up having to pee, but my pants are dry.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you need motivation, pretend your toilet is Thatcher’s grave

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

implying you aren’t already traveling there for every single defecation and urination need LIB

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Synthesis: piss yourself

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Literally me... k-pain

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Get up and go pee there is no other way, accept the inevitable and do the needful.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is so relatable. If I do get to sleep then I have crazy pee induced dreams.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

real

last time i did this i had a dream where i just kept peeing and peeing but the urge to pee wouldn't go away and i was freaking out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Gray goo scenario but it's piss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That is my hell, never getting the relief of having peed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Just let it flow... dubois-finger-guns

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

fr rrr it do be like that, sometimes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Getting older + inhuman amount of coffee consumption= this. At least twice per night. Le sigh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

a guy I used to know/work with, when he went to sleep really drunk, would get up in the middle of the night and pee all over his clean clothes. apparently the drunk logic was that he could wash the clothes, but walking to the toilet was a bridge too far.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Probably should have chosen the dirty clothes pile at the very least >.>

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

After a night drinking:

Need to poop to go to sleep

Getting out of bed will make me throw up