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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I once had a dream i was peeing into toilet and i woke up peeing but not into a toilet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My brain clogs all the toilets so I can't pee in them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

lol yeah mine too. or puts them in weird places like in the middle of public rooms, stairwells, or very weird liminal bathrooms or even shudder carpeted bedrooms

ugh the bedroom ones are often clogged with clothes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

any time i've pissed the bed, i was peeing in my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That happened to me as a kid and I think my sleep brain learned from the trauma. Now I'll pee in my dreams and wake up having to pee, but my pants are dry.