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Politics related, niche interest related, meme related - surprise me.

E.g. "what's the temperature going to be like today?"

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Then you edit the question to be "can you give me a hint about which layer of hell Henry Kissinger is going to?"

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What's your favorite thing shove up your ass?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing beats a smash burger with pickles & mustard on a potato bun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What emoji best describes your pooping face?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Comrade you should go see a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just FYI it's unlikely someone with pronouns set to comrade/them want to be referred to as dude or man

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What's the best venue for scamming 12 year olds on their parents credit card details?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for RuneScape. I can't help but go back and visit it every now and then.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Does Pol Pot deserve critical support from the left? What's your favorite type of Khmer Rouge content to post online?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on the day. I am quite fond of the emojis smuglord

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

How often do you remind comrade Dirt_Owl to take a bath?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I try to be doing it constantly. I probably do it 5 or 6 times a day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow, I can’t believe you would harass that poor bird that much! owl-pissed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

@[email protected] You're stinking up the place!! Take a bath!! kombucha-disgust

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

5 more to go...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What did you say after you kissed my dad?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

You mean everything to me and you give me purpose

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What color do you like your poop to be?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I like my greenish-blues.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Do you think the concern about Trump is overblown? What's the worst thing you think he'll do?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I just think he's going to do a ton of really funny little diva phrases while all the horror goes on around us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm actually writing a novel right now and I'm really enjoying it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Opinions on Magikarp (the Pokémon)?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

They're cute little critters. I think they have their evolution swapped though!