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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Whatever happened to *clutches pearls* civility?

Oh right...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Civility is reserved for the rightful aristocracy. The serfs receive the privilege of bowing and the honor of knowing their place.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not that upset about a trans woman using my bathroom. I am concerned about how she got into my house.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's a locksmith, and she's a locksmith.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've seen so many tweets from this person (and one other is older guy who looks like Steven Spielberg) ever since Trump became president.

Who are they?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

It's JoJo from Jerz

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I noticed the same thing and I know exactly who you are talking about. And I don't know. Internet-famous Twitter people I guess

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, is she any less qualified than, like, Maureen Dowd, or Ezra Klein, or George Will, or any one of the dozen other lint-brained pundits that get paid thousands of dollars to write their idiotic drivel for billionaires in newspaper op-ed columns?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I must admit I have never heard of any of those people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, my "millennial who is still pissed about stupid shit they read during the Clinton and W administrations" might be showing there

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I also just know him as the Twitter Steven Spielberg

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

im not upset about trans women using the bathroom, im upset that i suck at meeting them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clearly you've been hanging out in the wrong bathrooms

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have you tried the Lex app?

It started off as a WLW text-based dating app, modeled off of old school newspaper personal ads. Over the years, it has evolved into a queer social media site (with dating as one of its key components.) Highly recommended. It's where I found my girlfriend. :)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please, don't insult idiots by comparing them with such … people.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm more concerned with the rapist felon running our country than men using women's bathrooms. Women already use men's bathrooms so...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Okay, but hear me out: I don't live in fear of rapists and rapists usually don't fit in the box of "people I fantasize about boning in my dream world where I have some overinflated value." What if I imagine myself being naked with a woman who used to have a penis? What if people with penises imagine being naked with ME?? I'm scared! I need to vote for a criminal representative of my shittiest expectations again!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Everything is a meme with enough jpg

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Not all memes are image macros or even jokes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Kilroy was here.

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