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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OK, that one got me. Texas is just such a shit state that I didn't even question the headline. It wasn't until I clicked so see what dumbass excuse they used that I realized it was The Onion. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah. We're really at a point where I think it's real until I check the source.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Same, ate the onion on this one, had to check.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Should an expectant woman be found in possession of luggage of any kind—even a small handbag or clutch, which we all know can be used to smuggle mifepristone—she will be subject to the full force of the Texas healthcare system.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Holy crap that's savage

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dear god the Onion is scary.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the fact that this is completely plausible that's scary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I mean this is effectively what has been proposed by members of the republican party.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear that women in Texas have to get their husbands permission to buy coat hangers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They just have to ask them to punch them in the stomach and kick them down the stairs. Way easier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Don't you just get that with all small town Texan men?

They just have to hold off the gut punches for 9 months when they know they are getting a son.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well shit, the way things are going, I got that onion halfway to my mouth before realizing what it was...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Same here. It wasn't until I went to click in to try and figure out whether it was a clickbait title, or just Texas being Texas, that I noticed.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Damn, I ate this until I saw the community name. This world is wack

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

The best Onion headlines are the ones I see and slowly inhale instead of laughing.

Maybe "most accurate" is more apropros than "best."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

gestating woman

"How goes the gestation, woman?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffemale

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Get in the gestation wagon, we’re going cruising.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I was wait, what? before I saw the source. But I would not put it past the GOP to actually do this.

Or they just enforce ankle monitors for all known pregnant women.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

From Texas. I very nearly ate the onion

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably actually already the case as it enables them to leave the state to get an abortion. (Afaik facilitating an abortion too is illegal)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, I'm sure the Republicans will step in to make sure that only people, not corporations, can be punished under that law

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

they are leaving anyway. got legal weed in Illinois. js