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I hear that women in Texas have to get their husbands permission to buy coat hangers.
They just have to ask them to punch them in the stomach and kick them down the stairs. Way easier.
Don't you just get that with all small town Texan men?
They just have to hold off the gut punches for 9 months when they know they are getting a son.