That is because it is made up bullshit that all ~~Nazis~~ law enforcement say to justify suppressing media.

Cowards tend to back down when confronted on equal grounds. This is essentially a resurgence of the Black Panther movement, which worked quite well doing the exact same thing.

I have a friend that was wondering what version that was so they can avoid the same mistake. What should I tell him?

OK, that one got me. Texas is just such a shit state that I didn't even question the headline. It wasn't until I clicked so see what dumbass excuse they used that I realized it was The Onion. 🤣

In a written statement to the police, she has alleged that her husband "chained her and left her in the forest to die without food or water".

Hey, look at that, "mystery" solved within four paragraphs.

I mean... Good? Shouldn't that be the goal, electricity at no cost to the people?

You got it admit, it is a good suggestion. It just wasn't the right one. But it is trained well enough to correlate left and right together. Since those are very commonly associated together it is certainly a logical choice.

And what exactly did she do to you? Hurt your feelings?

Oh, buddy. Everyone laughs at you all the time. That time was just to you face.

That idiot is the reason I dropped Spotify. I don't want my money funding such a dipshit.

The only thing I think of with this conflict is the Doctor Who speech on war:

Because it's not a game, Kate. This is a scale model of war. Every war ever fought right there in front of you. Because it's always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die. You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken! How many lives shattered! How much blood will spill until everybody does what they're always going to have to do from the very beginning -- sit down and talk! 

*FORMER US President.