I do feel bad that the turkey got wasted though. So my dad is going to see if anyone he works with wants to take it if not we're throwing into the woods for the animals to eat.

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

The turkey
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The turkey is out

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

YES ha ha YES! sicko-pig

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

sicko-jammin nicee

I do feel bad for the bird that got killed for this though

[–] blame@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

not gonna do the traditional backup plan of ordering chinese food?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Tacos instead since I got hamburger I can do up in the pan and he's got a burrito in his fridge.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good. Fuck em

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Yeah I had to feign being concerned on the phone, lol

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

critical support to comrade oven malfunction

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

good-lord What is happening in that kitchen!

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ur welcome

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