Watch the smut Patrick Bateman listens to while working out in American psycho
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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The weirdest thing I've done in a shower, is being inside it. You might ask why a cat would go into a shower, that's because everyone kept telling me to go take a shower, so I tried it. I don't get why you all keep taking showers.
Cam? In the shower? Why would I mix business and pleasure?
Well you see, when you're attending a funeral over Zoom because of COVID lockdown, and you really need to shave your pubes, and you forget to either cover or turn off the camera...
Which is which?
Once, when I was really fluey and sleep deprived I went to do myself some lemsip only to find the kettle was on the blink. I shambled into the shower, turned it on, then sat in the shower with the cup on my lap and just emptied the sachet into the shower water I'd collected in my cup.