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I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

feast-1feast-2 tank

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Underrated post right here

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So you're telling me there's free food in these things and I just gotta bash em open?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Don't forget to share with your community then is just mutual aid

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

These will be legally allowed to have mounted guns on them to defend ~~treats~~ corporate property

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i feel like one day i am going to walk out my front door to take something to the neighborhood mailbox and be absolutely chewed up by one of these with a gun mounted on it and instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.

Well, that or it will have crosses, eagles, and chick fil a livery.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neighborhood Liquidation, powered by Dell AI, and Sponsored by Chil-fil-A

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It will run on a twitchy Tesla AI with shitty facial reconition just doing us-foreign-policy and make some R2D2 sounds before it starts spinning up the main gun.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Great now we have nazi food robots.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This looks more WWI than WWII to me. Not that that's much of an improvement tho.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This. I was referring to Chik-fil-as murderous homophobia. I agree that it does look a lot like... an A7? I forget my WWI tanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But their chicken sandwiches are sooooo good! It's worth them throwing me and all my friends in the camps /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

if you want to make your own the secret is pickle brine and peanut oil

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Love to remind people that Chic Fil A does a summer camp to promote child labor

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lmao pay money to have your kid get fast food training? what level of hellscape is that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Gets the little shits out of the house I guess and also maybe they bring home free nuggets

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I hope they at least get free tendies after

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No one will be denied nuggies in his hour of need.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Mutiny nearly occurred on the front when it was discovered the nugget tank only had ranch and not Polynesian dipping sauce.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

:treatmobile:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

It's a return of the potato tank.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Oh shit that was the tank I was thinking of!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Honey mustard gas

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This is just a Hussite Wagon

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That thing looks so easy to tip over, just sayin

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It looks like a tank and then they give it BMX wheels. This is some TRASHFUTURE season 1 shit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Cool free loot crate

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

im gonna stick a stick in its spokes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A remote controlled food delivery robot straight up started from a dead stop towards me, the teenager on the other side playing a game of remote control chicken, and I wanted to yeet it down a parking garage so bad