That's called kofta
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And they're delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~
No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn't realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Edit: I found a photo of it. It's even worse than I remember.
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
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Those are just čevapi.
Arise balkan gang!
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Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.
that exists in bosnia. it is called ćevapi. literally the taste of a hamburger.
Romania too, but definitely better than a hamburger. It's more like a sausage.
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That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣
My dog made a few of those this morning.
That shit looks pretty tasty.
"Turders"
Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you're in heaven
Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it's journey down your throat.
/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer
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In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger
Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.
they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.
shit with corm
Eww
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Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat
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Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.
I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
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The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.
They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.
...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.
7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don't carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.
Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them "hamdogs".
Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention "roller burger", which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.
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Sausage in - sausage out.
I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!
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