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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago

Hopefully they will hire an Alex Jones impersonator just to see how long they can fool the morons that have been listening to him

[–] [email protected] 87 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

His build up to the announcement cracked me up:

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Wait is "Tim Onion" a silly joke riffing on Tim Apple (think that's his name) at Apple?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Yes Tim Apple, the inventor of the Apple computer

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

Not Tim Cook, the inventor of the Cook apputer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Thanks, really worried for a few there that I was cracking up

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Lol yeah, except the Apple guy's name is actually Tim Cook. But then Trump called him Tim Apple and it became a meme.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm nah, "Tim Cook"? I don't think that's right, pretty sure it's Tim Apple...

(tries to save face by pretending to double down on the "silly joke")

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

honestly it's much funnier if you weren't joking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I really wasn't with the initial comment elsewhere. Oldish brain full of too much stuff shortcutted a real vague memory straight to "yeah that guy Tim Apple" lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I don't blame you; the fact that it was funny made everyone refer to him as such and it stuck. for years now.

[–] [email protected] 171 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Tim Onion

Wait, the CEO of The Onion goes by “Tim Onion” on Bluesky? My word, this whole thing just keeps getting funnier.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

"Tim Onion" is so clever due to it's visual resemblance of "The Onion".

"Tim" and "The" have the same visual profile (width/ height distribution and curved letters), so if you squint your eyes, they look very similar.

[–] [email protected] 123 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

It's probably a reference to when Trump called Tim Cook, Tim Apple by accident

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Ignorance, not accident.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Crap DOUBLE WAIT I'm now realizing Tim Apple wasn't a real guy's name, dammit RIP my other comment

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

No, no it made your other comment funnier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Haha thanks for making me laugh. If it helps, it took me years to recognize that Chipotle didn’t have the chipotle flavor Tabasco simply because it tastes good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Wait a minute...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Yeah, there’s no probably about it. That’s just the joke.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I can see some merit to making CEOs change their legal last name to whatever company they're the head of.

Tim Boeing would be a lot more noticable in the public world.

To prevent private equity from doing their shell company nonsense to hide accountability, just double-barrel (n many times) all the companies together in the last name.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is very funny applied to all businesses. "Hi, I'm John Smith and Son's and Son's, and this is my son, John Smith and Son's and Son's Jr., at least until he takes over the family business."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago

Also a reference to Trump mistakenly calling Tim Cook "Tim Apple".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

Good thing because Tim Apple was already CEO of another company.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

In Our Dumb History, the founder of the Onion was said to be Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel. "Zweibel" is German for "onion."

EDIT: "Zwiebel" is "onion," not "Zweibel." Almost certainly chosen due to its similarity to the word, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Zweibel would be two Bel (or two Decibel, converted to the better known unit) if you forgot about your space key.

Surely you mean Zwiebel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh, you're right, I forgot his name is spelled differently. Zweibel is a real surname, so I assume they chose it because it's so similar to Zwiebel.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 15 hours ago

The Onion does things because they know how to be funny and not be destructive.

The Republican Party and the insane MAGA cult, does things at the expense of others to only humor themselves.

Big difference.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

I mean, you gotta get creative when reality keeps making the best jokes by itself.