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[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

My sneezes do sound like I’m screaming “Achtung!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Gesund = Health

Heit = ness/is

Gesundheit = [Have] Healthiness

Translator guides/apps: "FATHER LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO ART IN HEAVEN BLESS THIS SICK LAMB AND RID HIM OF HIS DEMONS, BLESS YOU, AMEN!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I didn’t know that you could say Gesundheit in English.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

What else would we say?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Das kannst du gar nicht beweisen, du kleiner Hosenscheißer!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What is the German onomatopoeia for a sneeze?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

He probably got his Germans in Kindergarten.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Ich kann relatieren.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Du hast unseren Bandnamen falsch geschrieben.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Und ich hab nichts gesagt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, Rammstein then. Fcking Germans!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Wouldn't be a real German without being a Grammar Nazi.