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Our plan of influencing the election by repeatedly pointing out the Democrats' support of genocide worked, fellow tankies! Trump was elected, which was obviously what we all wanted all along.

What are you going to spend your rubles on?

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The election losses will continue until our demands are met, beginning with replacing every Christian church with a free estrogen depository

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

antelope-popcorn i wont stop until we can make estrogenized popcorn

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Air China tickets can only be redeemed with XiBux, dumbass

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damnit, I should have asked for BRICS-BUX

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

fly Aeroflot to Vladivostok and then take a train to Beijing or a ferry to Qingdao

[–] bdonvr 2 points 2 months ago

Aeroflot has flights to China though

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It would unironically be an incredibly positive thing if "the far-left" could actually swing an election, specifically from the dems to the reps.

It would at least mean that it existed politically in someway. But it's not the case

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

We exist in a sort of quantum-political state where we can either be observed or discussed/blamed.
Either we can observe the size of our politically organized constituency, which is miniscule, or we can discuss how we have to vote for a candidate for it to win - we are massive.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My paycheck hasn't arrived yet what department do I need to contact?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have to contact BRICS now. The Kremlin doesn't pay direct due to sanctions

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fun fact: The lady in charge of the BRICS bank, former Brazilian president Dilma Rouseff, was a guerilla fighter during the dictatorship (the one the US funded). She was arrested for 3 years and tortured for 22 days straight, but didn't give them shit. Braver than literally all the troops

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I spent it on a few of those weighted stuffed animals. The computer room here at Langley makes me anxious so I asked for more funding.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Email Irina in accounting, she'll get you sorted out.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry I didn't Pokemon Go to the polls, it's my fault

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Oh no. I got the wrong instructions and Barbie'd to the polls instead 🙃

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm going to buy an autographed portrait of Dick Cheney for my wall.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Welcome to the #resistance

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Lmao if only this were true. If only one of the dozens of liberals I spent hours explaining why Kamala was not getting my vote to actually changed their position because of it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it was actually us foreigners y'know. if we'd been allowed to vote... well, i mean, not specifically us hungarians, cos we would've elected trump with 60+%. but y'know, the right foreigners.. really, this democracy thing was not thought through properly i feel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of Roman citizens vs non-citizens division.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah we did it! So better lean left next election if you wanna get elected! We are super influential!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago