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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

Fake: Annon took inspiration from the Greeks by being fit

Gay: Annon took inspiration from the Greeks by being extremely gay

[–] [email protected] 236 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anon discovers eating healthy and exercising.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don't forget the beard.

The beard hides an ugly jaw, I know from experience.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I try to improve the days of strangers by offering compliments that (hopefully) clearly have no ulterior motive. The two easiest ways I've found to do this are a. Offer the compliment in passing so that it is obvious I'm not asking for anything as a follow-up because I've already walked away and b. Compliment things that took time, effort or courage (like an elaborate hairstyle or colorful makeup).

Metaphorically speaking as a man with a beard, I appreciate men with beards because the man in question is often very pleased with his beard and, in most cases, took time to develop it. Therefore, it's nearly universally a safe thing to compliment. I've never once complimented a beard and not gotten a grin and at least brief conversation as a result. Sometimes I'll even get a brotherly slap on the back.

Maybe OP got a lot of - or even a few - compliments on his beard, regardless of the state of his jaw, and it boosted his ego.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The best non-creepy way I've found to compliment a random woman is "That's a great look."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I usually just talk about something very unlikely to sound predatory or sexual. "I like your hair," things like that. Hair is one I bring up frequently also because one can usually tell whether a lot of effort was made; as I mentioned, I think complimenting something that involved effort is more impactful than just random, possibly meaningless things about the person.

For example, I don't usually say anything about clothes (on men or women) unless there's something particularly striking about them; recently I saw a woman wearing a shirt expressing a political opinion that is not popular in this area (but with which I agreed) and complimented her on it because it seemed like it probably took courage to wear. However, I wouldn't comment on someone wearing a plain white tee.

I have learned that I don't necessarily always enunciate properly and therefore should say "I like your shoes" rather than "I like your boots."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

As a man with a somewhat shorter full beard, though not thin by any means. I take a decent bit of pride in it cause even in its most dhaggy state it requires a decent bit of maintenance with grooming to keep it from ingrowing and knotting.

So yeah any compliment is appreciated keep up the good work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

So long as the beard isn't also ugly

[–] [email protected] 103 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's not really committing until he starts spending his summers at war against a neighboring Polis.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...together with his gay lover

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

And possibly being paid by Persians

[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 days ago

Greekmaxing

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ancient wine was actually not very good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was potent though, had to water it down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Adding dirty water to clean booze is gross

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Its spiciness sounds appealing though

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago

If it's the only thing you drink, price adds up fast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

OP forgot to take inflation into account.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago

But there is quite nothing like sunning your freshly shorn scrote.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I initially misread "garlic" as "garum" and immediately felt bad for the neighbors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fermented fish sauce right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That was banned from being made within the city walls from the smell.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How bout I take a propa ganda at them honkers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

why is "interest from women" the last item? anon claims Greek lifestyle but ignores that the ancient Greeks normalized homosexual behavior? .

It's a funny meme but it reeks of ignorance and entitlement.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So you're saying OP is ignorant and entitled because he didn't choose to be gay?

Normalization of homosexual behaviour doesn't imply heterosexual behaviour was non-existent. Helen of Troy was known for her beauty, not her lack of cock.

Also, the Greeks still exist today, so at least some of them were into women.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Helen of Troy was known for her beauty, not her lack of cock.

Rule34 is rapidly approaching your location

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does futanari count as rule 63 or is it its own thing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I think Rule 63 is just gender-swapping

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

So you're saying OP is ignorant and entitled because he didn't choose to be gay?

I am.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because they were already enjoying the interest from men?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Exactly. The OP did normalize it. There wasn't a notable difference.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

It's because it's fake and gay

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cuck Carlson suns his tiny balls.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

LOL GUYS HE BROUGHT UP POLITICS

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

It’s insane that ball sunning is political but here we are.