I just remembered that r/shitliberalssay exists and it's exactly the post election content I've been looking for.

Wait how can they already know Trump won? Didn't it take weeks to count the votes last time?

The five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

if trump destroys the US I am going to be very angry and mad at those who refused to vote or voted for stein, because it will be partially their fault too

https://subium.com/profile/jametc.bsky.social/post/3laarbpemtf2h

Imagine if Trump chooses a Democrat for his goverment, and that Democrat it's Biden

Iowa is called for Trump. But but but the selzer poll has been right since 476 BC and they said Momala is up by three! Blue Wave confirmed 🌊🌊

Imagine having 1 billion dollar and losing this badly

Of course Musk is posting QAnon fashwave edits now

is posting neo-fash vapor-wave Hyperborean supercuts or some shit. Libs are very impressed because I guess it never really sunk in for them that Apartheid Clyde is exactly what he looks like.

If Kamala wins this shit, i'll be surprised tbh

we did it joe

I feel so angry and astounded at the sheer level of incompetence that was demonstrated last night. None of these people will lose their jobs.

DEATH TO THE DI$$UNITED HATE$$ OF AMERIKKKA

Hey libs, enjoying the We’re So Back! ? Refill your popcorn, you’ll love this next It’s So Over

So far Massachusetts voted no on raising the minimum wage for tipped workers and legalization of psychedelics, They might still allow ride share drivers to form Labor Unions tho so .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Professor who has correctly predicted 9 of last 10 elections stands by Harris pick

Is this motherfucker seriously gonna win the popular vote?

I’m going to sleep soon but I guess I’ll find out if I should listen to my vibes/gut feeling (Trump) or listen to the part of me that keeps insisting Kamala will pull a close victory via electoral college.

West Palm Beach, Florida

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NYT just moved Michigan from "toss-up" into the "lean R" category

I saw early ballot counting (I think it was on ABC), and a lot of states had very high percentages of "other" voters, sometimes more than Harris or Trump. Think it's the Green/PSL voters, or is this a normal occurrence?

Enjoy your permanent irrelevance, democrats.

Hot take: the accelarationist will win. The accelarationist candidate is kamala. Things will keep getting worse, the Democrats won't get anything done, and this will take fascism into overdrive in the US.

Anyway if trump does end up winning it will be extremely funny.

It seems I'm going to be wrong and tomorrow I'm going to be dying of laughter

Has Kamala still not said anything??

In my irritation during the lead up I kinda hoped the libs would lose. This was short sighted cause they're gonna whine for the next 4 years about it