Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂
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Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won't be pleased by the fanfiction they're about to get from under age manga.
not...publicly pleased, at any rate...
but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.
Buddy Christ was better
Better than Bloody Christ, for sure.
The Buddy and Bloody of Christ, though… Now, you’ve got a sacrament going.
Because an official anime boy mascot would be too apropos?
Missed the chance to call her Vati-chan.
Are they running so low on young people to molest they've resulted to youthful dolls?
These are useful for luring new victims back to the rectory.
"Hey little girl, would you like to come to my office to read from the old testicles?"
So is it blessed anime, or holy anime?
All I hear is, the Vatican is after the young crowd. Imagine that....
How is this NOT the onion...
Child Rape, Incorporated really shouldn't, they really really shouldn't, they really really really just should not
Her name is Light? Like the guy from Death Note?
What’s Luce for?
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Pope still doesn't have a moe moe
No way they're going to regret that decision....
that's adorable. I like the frog looking one, as my name implies.
I hope this goes the same way as the Tony T Tiger VTuber career
Target demographic: lolicons
I would say the target demographic is Catholics. That's an important distinction, because it includes shotacons too.
Thank god they didn't go furry with any of their characters.
2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot
That's when they finally get me.
Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus
Please no. I think I'd have no choice but to firebomb the Vatican.
Edit: Catholic furries are fine, I don't have anything against them so long as they're not trying to proselytize or something; but I don't want the Catholic church anywhere near me.
Yeah I feel the same, I was just joking
"Ara Ara! Popu-Sensei is so kawaii!" /s Too bad there are so many cases where Catholic anime turns into the darkest type of hentai.
For young people? What? That doggo there has me rediscovering my faith
I mean, look, it's wearing a hat
Coraline?