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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂

BuddyChrist

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won't be pleased by the fanfiction they're about to get from under age manga.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago

not...publicly pleased, at any rate...

but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Better than Bloody Christ, for sure.

The Buddy and Bloody of Christ, though… Now, you’ve got a sacrament going.