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What's this one about?

Spanish urban/rural divide and regionalism. Teruel is an extremely small province that had close to its entire population leave for the city, much like a lot of the Spanish countryside. There's a niche political party and slogan, 'Teruel Existe,' that claims to represent the rural population's interest. Naturally they're Hitlerites, so "Teruel No Existe" is what a lot of Spanish anarchists and communists say to troll them. Admittedly I don't really think this would be all that effective, it's a niche party and most people aren't gonna care too much about the slogan.

I considered this but don't really know if it'll hit unless there are people from there among them?

It definitely hits regardless. Spanish politics revolves around maintaining stability in the face of several separatist movements. If they're not from the autonomous regions or the other regions that have separatist movements, they'll still have a take about how those terrorists need to be stopped or something to that effect. Much like the 'Teruel no existe' thing, it's about regional tensions.

Real madrid is widely hated by all spanish people outside of madrid and plastics (which young people might be so ymmv)

https://thesefootballtimes.co/2017/09/27/real-madrid-and-the-franco-regime/

the gist is this, they ignited rivalry with barcelona during his reign (with almost certainly shenanigans in 11-1 game), and then, later, were wildly successful (more than man u for example), so trolling that they were pet team (getting favors and money) of fascist dictator is a good bit (your most famous team is pet project of a fascist etc)

It would have to be repackaged in like "imagine paying taxes for your king debauchery, you are like 17th century peasant". (being a brit here presents some glass houses issues tbh)

Young male shitheads might just think he is a legend otherwise

soccer's a big thing for them; but they sound like gamers based on what you've shared so ymmv:

make comments that suggest that their best players are bush league and that the portuguese, brazilians, and the british are the real pros; it matters that it's these specific countries and be sure that real madrid is in there somewhere. don't be obvious about it since it's already hit dated meme territory by this point so they're probably mostly over it by now.

if you want blood: go after the old king and his children except for the current king; that guy is made out of teflon since nothing seems to stick to him like reagan.

they've been embroiled in corruption controversies so severe that the old king is in self exile to avoid prison time and the spanish royalists try REALLY hard to pretend that he simply retired. it will be more effective if most of them are catalonian or basque; you can tell by their accents and by the way they spell. (ie sort of like color vs colour but because they're different languages who have to use spanish instead of a british/american like relationship). it'll get blood because the monarchy is divisive for the peoples the monarchy screwed over to get back into power and, very recently, to also maintain it; especially for the basque and the catalonians. warning: this might get you labeled as a spanish tankie since the monarchy (BARELY) enjoys majority support rn and the royalists are spain's ruling class; or atleast the rich ones are anyways..