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I miss beltway garage

Trump odds up to 60%

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[-] [email protected] 117 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The polls shows that people like republicans. Kamala should try to be more like a republican to win back voters.

Here is what she should do to make swing state voters like her more:

  • Pressure "Israel" to be more genocidal. Make aid conditional on kill quotas.
  • Negative taxes for oligarchs but only the evil ones
  • A nuke for every police department. Cops have the right to defend themselves
  • Castle doctrine for Zybertrukkk owners against bicycles
  • A programme promoting bullying in schools to teach children to "toughen up"
  • Make it illegal to hurt fascists' feelings
[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I hate triangulators I hate triangulators I hate triangulators.

danish politics.
Socialdemokratiet (The socialdemocratic party) stole a bunch of voters from Dansk Folkeparti (Danish peoples party and by Danish we mean wink wink) by being as racist as them.
The point of doing that was to prevent dansk Folkeparti from getting into government, which would be bad because they had racist politics.
Insert meme where Spongebob and Patrick, labeled as SOCIALDEMOKRATER, stand in the middle of a burning city exclaiming "we did it Patrick, we stopped the racists from getting into government!"

[-] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

You know what they say: The only way to fight a bad guy with a racism, is a good guy with a racism.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

Wow how did all these bigots get into government? Oh well no time to think about that, we have to do austerity otherwise the right-wing will get elected and they might do austerity!

blob-no-thoughts Boy I sure am glad to be a succdem in government, because I am ideologically socialdemocratic then that logically means my policies are as well. Anyway gotta cut funding to schools and give americans some military bases

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

And in the process the succdems forgot why the Danish People's Party was bad in the first place and became just as racist as them. There's no sign any more of "if they get in they will do bad stuff", it's just "they're taking our phoney baloney jobs and we want them back"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah and the weird thing is everyone who was against it said that that is exactly would happen and even as it was happening they were told they were hyperbolic/alarmist by the socialdemocrats.
Now it seems like no one even remembers it happened at all. Real "we've always been at war with Oceania" type shit.

Edit: and they'd probably be down with making a coalition government with them

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

strangelove "We must not fall behind in the kittens-thrown-over-a-cliff-gap, mien fuhrer."

[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

The only thing missing is there needs to be more emphasis on brat. A Kamala win is a win for women. Slay kween. It's all about identity!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

ITS HER TURN

[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

the-democrat you're hired!

[-] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think this is overly confident towards Trump’s chances. But if Kamala loses, we’d have Hillary 2.0. Has she tweeted about her birthday?

[-] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You're not gonna believe it, but it was her birthday two days ago and

[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I can't believe I missed that when I called it

Anyway they're turbo fucked lmao

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED

the-gunman lathe-of-heaven xi-gun

STEP AWAY FROM THE LATHE

[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Oh she is cooked

[-] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

The graph portrays 48.4 about 70% taller than 47.3

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it's disingenuous at least to fuck with the y axis like this

[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

1 percent is also assuredly in the margin of error. There's no way this is a significant difference.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Take it up with the RCP people

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago

this is incredible, democrats are absolute professionals at losing lmao

[-] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago

Betting is polling like markets are democracy

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Markets are a much better predictor of policy than "democracy" in amerikkka (whatever that means lol)

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Yeah, markets that involve people with the power to buy out politicians, not just Steve spending a fraction of his paycheck on Teflon Don's assured victory

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

McDonald's Magic

[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

Who could have predicted this? Certainly not leftists...

[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

Hey I know what could help our campaign, what if we get Hillary on as an advisor? What's the worst that could happen?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

What if we got Hillary, but she calls herself Republican? Like Liz Cheney, maybe?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I envision Reagans brain in a jar like a Futurama skit, cracking jokes, being loveable

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Anyone who worked on Clinton's campaign should have been chased out of politics completely. There's no reason she should have lost to Trump, yet she did due to entitlement and hubris. Any Clinton staffer who came to me for a job on Biden's or Harris' (or even some fucking city treasurer in a town of 500 people) campaign would immediately been told to fuck off and go get a job in another industry.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

By this time in 2020 Biden was super up in the polls right, so was hillary? It was never this close

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Damn, that McDonalds visit really did numbers for Trump.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

So even the chuds are seeing through her chud-bait? What a dogshit politicians lol.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Maybe they don't, but why go for the knock-off when you can have the real deal?

Video game companies learn this lesson once every [popular franchise] cycle, but politicians never do. Legends say they will learn it when movie studios do

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

chuds don't like the centrist neocons, they call them Republicans In Name Only (RINOs). The type of Republican Kamala will appoint is basically already a democrat to them, this just further proves there's no difference between neolibs and neocons

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