If they can't figure it out, no one tell them.
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There is no spoon.
Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!
If you're pounding one out that won't really save you. He probably games with headphones and just doesn't want to get jump scares by mom.
I always had a desk and a bed and I made a point to never have my back towards the door when I was at my desk for the above reason.
I used to almost exclusively listen to any kind of audio through headphones. I had a microphone near my desk configured so that it would pass through the vibration of footsteps directly to my headphones. I was rarely startled, no matter what sordid activity I was undertaking.
Wow was that hard to setup? Any special equipment needed?
I swear the footsteps trigger a Pavlov response in me at this point. I can even tell who it is by the footsteps
I used to be able to do that, too! These days, I live with two people: an adult wife and a toddler. Their gaits are pretty easily distinguishable.
Same for me at work. But I use a mirror from Aliexpress.
Mirror?
It's for boosting Wi-Fi reception, don't worry about it.
Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn...
Enter mom....
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn't stand
Enter mom????😑
Maybe he broke his arms.
Thanks, I hate it
Maybe he broke his arms.
Broken arms meme, we meet again!
I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.
They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.
My first thought was Last Resort.
Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!
I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.
Cyber-smack
Partially heeding the advice of Thufir Hawat
I would know by the sound of your footsteps mom
Aye. That he would
The weirding way