this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Maybe he broke his arms.

Broken arms meme, we meet again!

Motherfucker!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My first thought was Last Resort.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.