If you're pounding one out that won't really save you. He probably games with headphones and just doesn't want to get jump scares by mom.
I always had a desk and a bed and I made a point to never have my back towards the door when I was at my desk for the above reason.
It's for boosting Wi-Fi reception, don't worry about it.
Cyber-smack
Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn...
Enter mom....
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn't stand
Enter mom????😑
Maybe he broke his arms.
Thanks, I hate it
Maybe he broke his arms.
Broken arms meme, we meet again!
I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.
They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
My first thought was Last Resort.
I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.
Partially heeding the advice of Thufir Hawat