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submitted 7 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

I swear the footsteps trigger a Pavlov response in me at this point. I can even tell who it is by the footsteps

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Pavlov

As in you instantly lose an erection, because you've been conditioned to associate footfalls with a ruined orgasm?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I can only get off if I hear approaching footsteps

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I used to be able to do that, too! These days, I live with two people: an adult wife and a toddler. Their gaits are pretty easily distinguishable.