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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Party Line: anyone dating a woman under 6'5" gets gulag

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago

Legal consenting adult: I consent

Legal consenting adult: I consent

Twitter: I DONT

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[-] [email protected] 72 points 7 months ago

Good fucking lord everyone on twitter needs either logout or gulag

[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

How did I not think of that haha

[-] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago

Chat, is it pedophilic of me to date a grown adult?

[-] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

Me, 5'9, dating a woman over 6'5k-pain

[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm a manlet at 6'8 but I have a fetish for short women so I only date 8'9 and up.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

High Elves be like

[-] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago

Nobody is talking about the clothing gap

[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

like 1 in 3000 women is taller than me. I've only met one IRL. we were sitting at a party, like she was already sitting down when I got there, so I didn't know until we both stood up at the same time. she easily had like 3 inches on me. I think I blushed.

I immediately blurted out an awkward ask-out to dinner, and she just chuckled and declined as she was seeing someone already.

crest
fallen

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

I like tall women, but I'm short enough where the category is fairly large. (No pun intended.) It was funny when everyone was crushing on Lady Dimitresque and I'm like, "first time"?

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

Celebrate women of all body types but just know that were-gonna-kill-you

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

If I'm 5'5", does that mean that anyone dating me must get gulag?

I'm confused by these dynamics. I'm an enby, so does my gender give them a pass? What if the person I'm dating is a man shorter than me or a woman taller than me? I'm sorry; I have so many questions!

[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

If the couple in OP picture were both enby it would actually have created a gap in space-time because they'd both be simultaneously the victim and the abuser breaking the simulation and freeing us all

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nah they would show their ass and just revert to referring to people as their assigned gender at birth with some weird reference to "x gender socialization".

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

I'm sorry to inform you, but you've been re-binarized. Gender is too fluid and messy so we have decided to reorganize around being 6'5".

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"It should have been ME! Not her!"

should-have-been-me

[-] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago

Uhhh... Why did he feel the need to specifically post a picture to r/tall where he's only in his underwear? data-laughing

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

If I’m a 30 year old dating a 26 year old who’s slightly taller than me, where does that put me

[-] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

You're both pedophiles

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Not born on the same date

Ummm, that's problematic sweaty

[-] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

Campaign to implement Height of Consent laws

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

I think there should just be a state Bureau of Consent that issues everyone consent cards with a numerical code that says who you can have consensual sex with. The rating with take into consideration age, height, education, popularity, sexual experience and taste in cinema, and you're not allowed to have sex with anyone who's rating isn't within 10 points of your own. All citizens must wear this card on their chest at all times. Sex can only be had in special hotels that requires patrons to scan their cards before entering a room and will report whoever has the higher rating to the police if they're ranking is too high.

I unironically think this would be a good thing.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

popularity

Love the idea that if the popular kid fucks a nerd its problematic.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Power dynamics

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This was hot on tumblr like several years ago. Vividly remember the poster saying that any character under 5'6" is "pedo coded".

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

And that's why it's both harmful and kinda fuckin misogynistic, see...

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

And yet im 5'6" and get called a pedophile becquse of my shitty facial hair that i cant get rid of

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

I like that he's almost naked 😏

[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

1 person does not a discourse make

these people just throw shit at the walls all day long and try to get something to stick so they can get eyeballs

[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Original post is a huge overreaction, but as a shortarse, I have heard some incredibly yikes-1yikes-2yikes-3 lines involving my height/build and the associated perceived youthfulness.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

I mean, just look at those power dynamics.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

If you ban relationships and especially sex, you don't get this problem trollface

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What if she’s got a Gigantism thing and he’s just happy to make her happy?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Who took this picture? That's the weird part to me

[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

They likely placed a phone camera in the angle they wanted and used the countdown function.

Boring answer, I know, but it's what seems the most realistic.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

There's been a lot of this on twitter/tumblr etc about Sabrina Carpenter. Because apparently if you find attractive a 25 year old pop star whose current stage persona is built about being sexy in a sort of old fashioned pinup "aww shucks" sort of manner, you are a nonce because she is only 5ft.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Is a 10 inch height difference lowkey noncey?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

No, I was always super hurt when I would see this kind of discourse because I was 14" taller than my ex. And more than that, it's super patronizing and infantalizing to short women. They're full grown adults.

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