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I'm cutting you both off. You've had enough.

Ok the gun fight comment got me! You win, good sir!

That second pic had to be in Maryland, right?

That's a whole fucking meal.

No shit? That's a whole-ass mf chicken on there?

Was the chicken wing hanging off the side of the glass? Like was it dipped in the cocktail? I think I might try that.

Have to disagree with you on the bacon. It’s really good after it’s soaked up some of the Bloody Mary flavor. Plus celery is nature’s cocktail stirrer!

Naw, dude. A decent Bloody Mary should be a reasonable substitute for a small meal.

Think about it: you're basically dinking a gazpacho, with a shot of vodka added. The additions flesh it out with something you can sink your teeth into.

It sounds like alcoholism to have one of these instead of lunch (on a weekend), but the alcohol content is tiny compared to all of the other stuff you're ingesting. It's like having a glass of wine with your borcht.

Also, you mentioned having it in the airport. Bloody Mary mix tastes different, and far better, at altitude. Have your next one in the air; you won't get all of the trimmings, either. I sometimes ask for a virgin Bloody Mary just because of how good it tastes. Something about how high altitude changes our sense of taste; there's an article about it on the intertubes somewhere.

The grease counteracts the acidity of the tomato juice. I'm a fan.

It's probably a LED light.

Edit: OP said it contains Worchestershire sauce

Kinda looks like the bulb of a disposable eyedropper. Don't know why, though.

Tampon packaging

Worcestershire

It's called a Pipette

https://www.amazon.com/Rienar-Disposable-Transfer-Graduated-Pipettes/dp/B00P7QZDK4

The fact that it's in a cocktail is equally mystifying to me.

Fortunately, the drink was pretty good.

Sort of? It’s a mini-baster with some Worcestershire in it. Waitress said enough customers don’t like it that they just use that. I, personally like it in there.

They’re not for everybody.

Yeah, looks pretty normal. A good Bloody Mary makes a decent meal all by itself.

Buy what's in the plastic bulb, do you think? Don't tell me it's a little shot of beer; that'd be an insultingly tiny amount of beer.

It honestly looks like a Wish version of what you'd typically get with these. No seasoning to be seen on any of the toppings and the Bloody Mary itself looks like it was poured out of a premix container.

I go through phases. Like someone else said, a Bloody Mary is a meal in a glass. It’s really different from most cocktails. I also like a Bloody Caesar, but my family calls it a Clam Digger.

Makes for great instagram pics

They will save your life when you’re brutally hung over

Because it tastes like a spicy V8 and not like alcohol.

What's wrong with drinking from jars?

Look, I have a big thirst at bed time.

I don’t like using straws. Plus, it’s a salted rim - meant to pick up some salt when drinking the drink. Honestly, though, kind of surprised you’re the first person to point it out. I means, it’s right there in the picture!