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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Why are there only 39 hamster balls? Are some people sharing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

Yes, it's the new scheme work put in for reducing hamster ball costs, ballsharing. I mean, most people run in hamster balls with more space than needed, no? Although it would more efficient if there was a bus route to carry all 50 people ngl.

edit 50 not 51

[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Could we please include credit for webcomics?

XKCD makes linking with attribution super easy: Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/2684/ Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_space_comparison.png

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 hours ago

OP is big on digital data preservation https://xkcd.com/1683/

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Are you serious with your caption? The top row is the serious examples, the bottom row is the joke. XKCD is a comic strip that tells jokes occasionally.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

They've probably just never seen a tandem 50 in a major city, it sounds made up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

...wonder how fast a 50-seater tandem bicycle could get going, assuming ideal conditions and riders.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 38 minutes ago

How fast can it stop? I wouldn't want to first heading against a crossing or wall with 49 people pushing the pedals behind me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

At least 12

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The lower half is obviously nonsense. The future belongs to the 50 people tandem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Humancenticycle

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Alt text: I wonder how hard it would be to ride an electric scooter in a hamster ball.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder how hard it would be to stop...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Why would I stop?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

And how hard it would be once you stopped...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

thats only 39 hamster balls, 0/10

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Technically he only specified how many people. Some of those hamster balls are multi passenger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Speaking from experience?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't say there are 50 hamster balls.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

In the original there are 50, 16 rows of 3 plus 2 more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Wait, someone edited this just to remove some hamster balls ? Weird

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

What were they hiding?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

so, people walking

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 hours ago

What if these 50 people are clowns and all they have is one Fiat Uno?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

So uh, walking, buses, and bikes for the win?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

For space efficiency, yes. Bikes are actually better than walking for CO2 output. Your food has a CO2 cost, and bikes are really damn efficient at turning your food calories into forward momentum. Ebikes are even better on a per mile basis, but their higher manufacturing cost mean they never catch up to lifetime CO2 output of a regular bike. Still, whatever gets more people on bikes is a win in my book, ebike or otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Scientifically speaking yes. Also trains

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Train using road space for comparison:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Unironically yes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The hamster balls also win for style points but that's arguably walking with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fewer steps if you get going fast enough and just ride tumbling ass over tea kettle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The inner diameter is less than the outer diameter which makes for a small overdrive gearing ratio, translating to fewer steps even under normal operation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

That sounds way less fun. You go ahead and calculate how many fewer steps like a nerd and I'll tumble around in one like a cool person.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Why wouldn't the wolves just eat everything?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

You must guard the goats from the wolves, and the cabbages from the goats. You may leave the cabbages with the wolves unattended.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Because they don't like cabbages

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 hours ago

“My cabbages!”

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Realistically, the 50 people riding a bus scenario will become 50 people riding a bus with rest of the road space occupied by 16-wheelers or other large transportation trucks

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 55 minutes ago

I don’t get it, are you confused or doubtful?