Jesus fucking christ
Everything has to be porn for these fuckers doesn't it?
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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I think theres more to it than that. There's also a rigid hatred of women here, an attempt to enforce some kind of patriarchy where “real” women are never right or correct or whatever. However ineptly they want to shame and punish women by asserting that only fictional charscters have the correct attributes of “valid” women
Which just makes it funnier that they (poorly) photoshopped those giant breasts on the VA
Like, way to announce you don't actually know what women look like
Bigots often have fantasies of fucking what they hate. Many such cases.
Original photo, for reference:
Also wtf even is the argument in that post? The whole beauty of being a voice actor is that you can voice literally anything without being limited by your appearance!
I'm aware that there's no actual logic beyond "small boobs >:( big boobs :O" but it's just so fucking dumb that I'm mildly stunlocked
I'm aware that there's no actual logic beyond "small boobs >:( big boobs :O" but it's just so fucking dumb that I'm mildly stunlocked
Then you have the weeby creeps that thirstpost about childlike characters and say "flat is justice" 
further adding to the stunlocking.
Yeah, I actually thought about that right after I submitted the comment. I have a lot I could say about that, but rather than rant I'll just say that weebs have gotten way too fucking comfortable saying that shit out in the open.
It's because they haven't had the opportunity of touching boobs, thus being easily impressed
respect to that lady for having huge tits and then being a voice actress anyway so that g*mer scum can't see them
Death to America
A Voice Actresses's breasts become enveloped by a thick, obfuscating fog when they sign on for a gamer project
It is known
believe it or not this is actually the number 1 draw for boob-havers to the gaming industry
That’s just the render distance fog
MFW an actor plays a role where they’re not exactly like the character they’re portraying 
Janeane Garofalo looks like this:
Ellen degeneres ISNT a blue surgeon fish?
You have no idea how deep this goes
Peter Cullen isn't a giant robot that turns into a truck? 
He should have been. Too many giant robot actors are struggling for work right now.
Here's a good example of a man who has the mindset of a 14 year old. He lives in filth and he goons all day over big knockers ladies, and to add the cherry on top he's a hardcore G*mer. Just the most infantile shit imaginable.
why do people willingly associate with the guy who was oblivious to cockroaches crawling on him during a stream
that's more relatable than all this reactionary gooner shit, even as someone who doesn't live in filth and haaaaates cockroaches
I know hoarders and children of hoarders, shit happens, it doesn't make him a bad person
cartoon spiderman green goblin's dongus vs. willem dafoe's real life dongaroo
i hate klong world 
Welcome to Hexbear.
I dont know how you can look at the animated lara croft and be like "ew, objectively unattractive, why are they taking our things?"
When 
are pandered to long enough, giving them less pandering, even slightly, feels like an attack.
Imagine getting emotionally invested in something like this.
Ah, Tomb Raider 1 was my absolutely fav game on the PS1 back in the day, I was so good at it too, did speedruns and everything.
It was so nice to finally get a gaming character I could relate to at least a little bit, but man the boobs and the sexualization annoyed me from day one. The new cartoon Lara looks so cool, happy for all those like me that are young now and get to relate to something that looks a lot more normal than this character ever did before. It's ridiculous to me that Angelina Jolie had to wear implants to size up to Lara in the movies, if memory serves me right that is.
Have the gamers ever considered that girls play these games too?
Have the gamers ever considered that girls play these games too?
No, and in fact worked tirelessly to exclude girls who try
Tomb Raider 1 was my absolutely fav game on the PS1 back in the day, I was so good at it too, did speedruns and everything.
That's wild and I'm curious what captured you. Even in 1997 I found tomb raider 1+2 to be almost unplayable. The controls are some of the worst I've ever seen and Lara plays like a stiff puppet. I've looked into the remake and I struggled to get past the first two levels. Trying to jump across certain gaps is just destillated frustration. Mario 64 came out the same year and after 5 minutes of running around in front of the castle, it instantly made Tomb Raider (and any other 3D movement before it) look ancient.
I genuinely believe Tomb Raider only became a success because of the sexualized "mature" design and marketing. It does some atmosphere right and being proper 3d at all at that time made it stand out, but with a character design that's not pure gamer brain or just the generic John McShoot it would have been all but forgotten.
I think it was exactly the difficulty and Lara sometimes ending up inside a wall. It gave me such pleasure when I got all the jumps down and could progress through a level in this glorious smooth flow. It took a lot of perfecting. All of the jumps have a spesific amount of movements and steps that need to be done to do them perfectly.
I also just really really loved the music, the ambience. Nothing got the blood pumping better then the wolves and he music in the first level for example, it was that sense of her being in those places all alone. It was epic to me. The zombie stuff in the last levels gave my little brother nightmares, the sounds were so creepy and the sense of fear so real. And the puzzles were so hard, it was amazing.
So it was all about the adventure for me really.
But I am of the nes generation, I really hated when they moved to the analog controller, I stopped playing after that. I was so good at gran turismo and tekken 2 as well, on the cross-controller. Oh and Crash Bandicoot.💗
Lara Croft's character design's body type has existed since the first animated Wonder Women. Did chuds just collectively agree to forget every super-hero animated show in living memory so they could get mad about this and pretend it's a "new thing"?
I HATE INFLUENCERS
I HATE INFLUENCERS
Misogynostic cringe aside, I literally thought that was Ana Kasparian for some damn reason...
during an emergency water landing, your DreamTronix Haley Atwell KaijuBooba Signature Edition Waifu Body Pillow can function as a floatation device for up to 4 large adult sons.
seriously looks like she's wearing some absurdly disproportionate body suit to simulate someone who qualifies for insurance covered surgery to protect their back.
Asmongold
ass mange mold haha gottem
This is really what makes this world a clown world…/s
okay if this is what capitalism + pornography is gonna do to our society, can we just not do pornography?
That just sounds like a 
in the making tbh.
How about we get rid of the capitalism too
Honestly I'm baffled that this is even a thing. It's asinine.