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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yeah but scribing your code onto the tablets before feeding them into the computer to compile is a huge pain in the ass

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I assure you, punch-stone programming will outlast us all

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We need to start recording more stuff on punched gold plates.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it's more expensive but has the advantage of being less likely to break when you're carting a wheelbarrow full of the code for your graduate thesis across the ziggurat at eridu and you stumble and they all spill out and fall down an entire tier don't ask me how i know that

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bit idea: Guy who believe code is law, but only if written by prophets on golden tablets (no you cannot see them).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Well it worked once before... Alright I'm in!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

64 abacus beads ought to be enough for anybody

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

They put Linear A in unicode, a language no one speaks anymore in a script we dont know how to decipher. Thankfully, in case we have some Encino Man style shenanigans, some Cretan from 3000 years ago will be able to type and read it and explain what it is exactly that we've decided should be supported in unicode.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Honestly its one of the better things tech bros have done. Unicode seems to be extremely liberal with what it'll include. Its been a bit historically biased (adding fake languages a la klingon before real, actually currently used scripts). But they're at least trying and providing what I hope is real support to linguists and those of us who just like to see how other people do scripts.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Linear A before the Tengwar. It's a crime.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah, Linear A was a real language written and spoken by thousands of people across hundreds of years. Tengwar is a made up fantasy language by a madlad in England.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yet the Tengwar have more users in 2024 than Linear A. UTF isn't a museum.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this rocks, but have you considered that Godot is woke now sir

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Of course it's woke.

Can't code on a sleeping computer.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

There should be a Bad Quality Copper Seller Simulator.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

The Nam-Shub of Enki

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Least arcane syntax

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So does Java, btw. Using non-ASCII in code, though, is just brainfuck with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I do love adding emojis in comments. Programmers can have a little unicode as a treat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

for(int 😬 = 😖; 😬 < ☺️; ++😬) {...

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

tbf most modern compilers support utf-8

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

public abstract class 😤 extends 💩

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

And how many storypoints is the Epic of Gilgamesh worth?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Raku has the operator. And there's APL of course:

life ← {⊃1 ⍵ ∨.∧ 3 4 = +/ +⌿ ¯1 0 1 ∘.⊖ ¯1 0 1 ⌽¨ ⊂⍵}
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I can't see a thing. I'll open this one. pbr doggo-matapacos