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as much as i will never vote for genocide joe and friends, i would take some satisfaction in seeing these insufferable pricks lose.
Honestly seeing either candidate lose and throw their side's respective flavor of obstinately unreflective shit-fit over it is gonna be great. Silver lining
How about the best of both worlds? Orange man wins, gets JFKed during the inauguration. Bonus points if the shooter appeared in yet another BlackRock ad or had a history "recruiting" for Ukraine/Taiwan (or better yet, is involved in both).
That's how I feel. For effectively making a hostile takeover of most of my childhood science fiction hopes and dreams, for turning "Star Trek may become increasingly true" to a "thanks for the government subsidies promoting space colonialism with Apartheid characteristics" hype grift, I personally want to see 
eat shit.
So many archetypical cartoon villain duos had the main evil guy and the comic relief ridiculous one with the silly voice and aspirations to take over.
is the shittiest Starscream.
They're more pathetic than even the most incompetent of 80's cartoon villains
Yes, even Cobra Commander
Cobra Commander was at least funny.
One time he gave this "you failed me for the last time" speech to the rank and file at his evil headquarters, and with a suspenseful pause before his decree of his wrath...
spoiler
"NO MORE CABLE TV IN THE BARRACKS!"
loud groaning and wailing
And don't forget, it was his idea to start up Cold Slither to capture the minds of the youth
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Trump is Serpentor +50 years, Musk is Cobra Commander, but somehow needier and more whiny.
RFK is Golobulus if the worm in his brain dropped the mask.
I had this action figure as a little kid, but I never saw the GI Joe movie until I was like 15
Bringing back some memories
The opening song slaps. It's a guilty pleasure of utterly blatant propaganda.
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I was once... a man!!
Can't believe nobody went for the twofer. 
Go sniper elite mode on em and pop 4 balls all at once
It’s interesting how some have forgotten the way they used to snub each other. Almost like they forgot how they used to snub each other.
considering the shit Vance used to say about Trump even saying he might be "America's Hitler", none of these people have the slightest shame or principles to care about anything but power and fame
Daddy's special boy.
Trump thinking to himself "where's a gunman when you need one"
Trump looks like:
I tell ya hwhat, that boy ain't right.
one of the few relatable Trump moments