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WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?! (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 108 points 9 months ago

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

[-] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Quivering Beef Curtains*.

Although I believe that's the second video...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk

[-] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

[-] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

I see you know your Judo well.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Manslaughter

[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Okay, at this rate, who's going to be the one to make /c/babyhipposhitposts or /c/babyhippomemes?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

What's the hippo from

[-] [email protected] 117 points 9 months ago

another hippo, usually

[-] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Usually

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If they're taking Moo Ding anywhere, I hope it's on a trip to meet Pesto the giant penguin chick. And I hope they decide to make a buddy cop style movie together.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

RIP

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

He shall be forever immortalized in meme form

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Its solemn duty of every person who comes in contact with the authorities to quote "Democracy Manifest".

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

singing, rhythmic, headbanging DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

This is Hippopotamus destiny!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

And they said house hippos didn't exist

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I miss the House hippo

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

RIP

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Ain't nobody fuck with tiny hippo. Ain't nobody.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I don't get it

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

East Asian house hippos are larger

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Nah, the charge is using a stolen credit card!

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