*Plane tumbling to the ground rapidly with most of the fuselage gone* "Uuh, well that just happened!"

This is the shit I'm on hexbear for

They don't fly now.

:(

Nooooooooo us Hexbear tankies are supposed to be pissing and shitting ourselves in sadness that a billionaire PMC owner got owned.

Mother RuZZia just lost its greatest hero and you're laughing?

You are now the face of the news mega, how to you feel?

you thought it was a missle,

DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE MUTINEER GEEZER:

WAKE UP AND MEET THE WIFE LYUBOV.

MY PENAL BATTALION, ISN’T IT BEAUTIFUL.

TIME TO TAKE THE DIVISION TO MOSCOW.

REV UP THE ZIL (URAAAA).

QUICK STOP AT VKUSNO I TOCHKA AND LOAD UP THAT PLATE.

GRAB A BOTTLE.

M-4 LOOKING LOVELY TODAY LADS.

JUST A BIT OF HELI SHOOTDOWNS.

KVASS MAKES AN ABORTED COUP ATTEMPT BETTER.

POP DOWN LOCAL PRIDE, GOOD OLD PELMENI LOOK AT THAT.

LYUBOV MADE DINNER, LOVELY.

POP DOWN AND HAVE A COUPLE VODKAS WITH THE LADS.

AND FINISH UP AT THE OUTPOST OF DREAMS.

:prigo-point: still isn't an emoji

I think the ukraine military should claim credit for it and say it was because he led wagner against them. Just completely obliterate the “putin bad” narrative that is happening in US media right now where they’re just blaming Putin with zero evidence.