I simply would not do statistics

Probability is a tool of the bourgeoisie. A true Marxist-Leninist rejects reactionary theories like quantum mechanics, and simulates every interaction in the universe

I operate in the frequency domain

Making up probabilities for future events and metagaming those made-up probabilities until it looks like the robot god of the future isn't just likely but inevitable and you'd better donate money to the Harry Potter But Edgier cult or the robot god of the future will conjure up millions or billions of perfect simulations of you suffering in cyber-hell for not helping to build the robot god faster. That's like being in hell except millions or billions of times worse for you because reasons. Donate today!

I use a markov chain personally

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