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Or: "Men buying women's hygiene products, because they exist."

It's really hard for me to find some stuff at all.

I just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.

The rule is buy the default-gendered variant. If there a special "men's section" or "women's section" for a certain product category it means you'll be ripped off.

Switched from using Old Spice Body Wash (RIP Krakengard) to Dove beauty bars and showers have become infinitely more pleasant. It feels good to apply, it smells like oatmeal and rice milk, and it always gets the stank off my nuts and ass the first time, unlike body wash.

Me frequently accidentally buying women’s t-shirts cause I like those designs better.

The only women's bath product I really see a difference with is those jarred creams with abrasive material in them (like strawberry seeds or sugar; not micro plastic beads). They're the only thing aside from Lava brand hand soap that actually exfoliates my skin so I don't have weird hard spots of gunk in my pores along the outside of my thighs. My ass is so, so smooth now.

Products for women also smells better

So many companies are dumb and only advertise to women on products that can be used for everyone.

Sometimes I buy womens soap because it doesn't make me choke. If I can't find soap that doesn't smell like I'm swallowing razorblades then i'm going for the womans soap. Luckily I haven't been faced with that situation recently.

Me buying women's vitamins because they're the only ones with iron at the local dollar store.

And by higher quality they mean jammed full of things that don't actually enhance the product but just act as fillers to make it seem fancy

Higher quality is questionable

Me and my 2 Litre, $3 "Jug-O-Body-Wash" feel called out.

Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"

Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."

Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."

Mens boots, cargo shorts, overalls, and hats are a god damn vibe. Just the sheer fucking quality.

WHY CANT I HAVE THE LUXURY OF AQUIRING GOOD CARGO SHORTS!! WHYYYY

Pink crap or blue crap, it's all crap.

High quality stuff is marketed based on quality, it's not sexed for no fucking reason.

Fire Procter and Gamble into the sun, they do nothing of value for the world.

At wal mart: "blue Equate brand men's loofah $2" "blue Equate brand women's loofah $1"

That's not how this is supposed to work.

There's no need for any of that. There's plenty of higher-end grooming products marketed to both men and women, or even gender neutral, that can be purchased nowadays. And yes, if the price point is your greatest concern, it's a factor to consider. But shaving brands for men such as Proraso is great quality for the price point. Why more people settle for brands like Gillette when there are better products on the market at or even lower in price is beyond me.

Cheaper? My ass.

Men's depilatory cream costs around 30% more here, and it's the same product, except with a slightly different fragrance.

Most of the time I buy women's products because they are both cheaper and of higher quality.

This, in my case, is true for everything except razor blades.