I hate playing against control decks
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One time in high school, someone tried to do one of these on me, accidentally drew four cards, and they were all swords. Then she went pale, made some excuse, and left.
It was pretty funny.
That means you badass or about to die?
All the swords cards are variants on "conflict in your future." I don't know the specific ones.
You're going to be disloyal to your masters.
You're going to do something stupid and reckless.
It is going to pay out in the end though.
- Source: I looked at the cards and these are the vibes I got.
(This is not legal, medical or investment advice and is given for entertainment purposes only)
I'm always disloyal to my masters so I'm glad to hear my typical buffoonery will lead me to wealth in the near future.
10 of Pentacles | 2 of Cups | Reversed Star
Ah, congratulations on the new baby or sorry that happened to your mom
said your username and drew these...
Ah fuck, that blows, thanks for letting me know ig
At least it isn't ZA WARUDO. That is usually bad... or at least quite a struggle ahead.
Hexbear won't let me upload the photo but you got:
The Hermit Reversed | Wheel of Fortune | 4 of Wands
I'll post the pic if photo upload in comments starts working for me, think I may be temporarily rate limited 
I have some vague understanding of the Tarot party game, enough to read that as "you went on a journey that changed things for the better and you're prospering for it." I mean, this year's been kind of like that already but it's actually kind of ominous if I were to take it seriously: "you need to do that again. Get those change of address forms ready!" 
Reversed 5 of Swords | The Devil | King of Swords.
You'll get a photo if upload starts working again 
I'd like a tarot reading for what's gonna happen on my next run
Also quick interpretation: You're gonna get some bad news related to a creative project, but with them a new opportunity will present itself. Seizing on this new opportunity will yield something materially good for you. The bad news could be something as simple as a writers' block and the new opportunity is simply you moving on to do something else, instead of hammering away at something you struggle with.
hit me
22 Bust
no i meant with the tarot cards
meta
like, 22 inches, or?
Almost nobody is being helpful (I would but I'm on the train and don't have my tarot book) but now I want a tarot comm where we can all help each other interpret our tarot readings
This, please. I mostly use it for debugging code, at this point, but it would be a good creative outlet to do some community stuff.
I think thats good? The Fool is a pretty good card to have in the center i think...
Obligatory "there are no 'good' or 'bad' cards, every card has it's own interpretation that can have both positive and negative aspects to it" 
I just drew 3 tower cards, send help
The cards says you're going to do 9/11 but bigger. Are you in any way related to the Bush dynasty?
Obligatory "there are no 'good' or 'bad' cards, every card has it's own interpretation that can have both positive and negative aspects to it"
I think that's right too it's all about vibe.
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i mean i wouldn't book any travel if i were you but otherwise it's probably fine
i am actually traveling in a few weeks so uh....
said your username and got these hope they make sense
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is this hold'em or omaha
Yes, first you will be upside down and this will be very distressing, but then a carefree fellow will come along, get you right side up, and then leave you with a cookie.
More of a tea reader. All I could assume on this is you'll have an interesting week.
maybe:
- its a game and
- its meant to be played with your own mind. and
- only because (and only if) your mind happens to have impact on the future, playing in mind with random imaginations comparing them to your situation or projections to the future also happens to have some impact on the future.
maybe 🤷
Your gay.
that's right
jk
If it were me I would've drawn 3 straight chariots 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 (I have no idea what that means)
no chariot pulled but upload didn't work for you either :/
Queen of Swords | Reversed Justice | King of Cups
That's good right? 
Tell me that's good 
La carroza, la carroza! Invertido! Carta de guerra, de venganza! La vi sin ruedas sobre un rio obscuro! Un maleficio! Carroza de muertos, llena de huesos!
Relationship trouble, hit me
hope this helps
I'd hold out to see if anyone else has Mrs Bun the baker's wife if I were you.
depends what game you're playing with em, i reckon.
The Mirror Doubles
Divides
Advancing Losses
Spinning Victory
End Over End
May I have a reading please?
Hit me
dunno if this is good or not but hope you like it 
Drinking out of cups. Being a Hierophant.
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