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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"...and I might be exaggerating a little bit when I tell my story... or maybe a lot, I can't keep track of all my lies. Anyway... NO EMPATHY, that's the point!"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real story:

Mommy and Daddy paid for 100% of college. They also gifted her a luxury car when she graduated.

They purchased her a 4 bedroom condo while at college. Then charge her roommates rent to pay the mortgage plus a little extra. When she graduated they sold the condo and let her keep the money from the sale.

One night she got drunk at a frat party, ate ramen, and slept in her car until she could sober up because her friend took her keys.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah. That's exactly it. People who have never broken in work boots, don't get why a bare wood handle shovel is a war crime, or how long it takes a burst blister to heal. Hard work pays off? No ma'am, generational wealth pays off. People who ''made it'' to home base who were born on third really do think THEY did it all, and there must be something wrong with you if you can't pull money out of your trust fund to 'knuckle down' in their aunt's condo for a few years and do an unpaid internship. Couldn't buy new shoes that whole time!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ramen is a scam. Pasta is cheaper.

Sleeping in your car is a scam. you don't need to pay yearly registration for a tent or swag or sleeping in the office

Selling plasma is a scam. and I won't elaborate further because I benefit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Car is a lot safer than a tent though. Especially these days when state-sanctioned violence is omnipresent thanks to the Supreme Court.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Selling blood plasma is a scam? I mean there's obviously a market for it, else blood banks wouldn't be paying you for your donation. But at least where I live, I get 25€ per donation and can, in theory, go twice a week if I feel like. While between jobs, I actually had to depend on that for a couple months to afford rent, as sad as that sounds. Didn't sound too horrible.

Genuinely curious since I'm not super knowledgeable on the topic. Had been donating plasma since 2018, I think, but apart from that..

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recently was talking with someone in south America about things in the US, most of which they hated, then when I got to "yeah, a lot of people sell plasma to help get through school" they were like "WTF! I hate your country! Here we do it as a donation! And you do it to help get through school!?" 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The sick part is, when you donate blood/plasma for free, the organization you gave to sells it at the same price as the people who pay you for it. I think the only exception is if you donate directly to a hospital or clinic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know if I'd call selling plasma a scam, but it doesn't really feel like a good thing either. I know people on a fixed income where this is one of the only ways they can make some extra cash, so I understand why people would do it.

Like, sure, you get money for your fluids that you'll replenish naturally and that has its appeal. But for a lot of people it's a slippery slope argument about what parts of your body you should be able to sell.

If you're economically depressed (the system is working as intended) then you might be tempted to start selling organs. Would you accept five figures for a kindey or cornea? Would you sell your heart or liver for six?

You might even be able to argue that it's a noble sacrifice to give your life to secure your family's comfort. But there's something to be said about being forced into that position in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's also a slippery slope to selling other peoples organs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My friend sold plasma to save up for a PS5 only, so he got juiced a bunch of times over a somewhat brief time. Now, a couple of years later, he still has permanent puncture scars on both arms. I think this can build up scar tissue that makes it harder for nurses to get to your veins in the future (but I could be wrong about that, idk).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe this would be a good asklemmy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I might make a post unless you want to

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll be glad to upvote your post : )

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've made a post. Check my post history :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Wait is the question “is selling plasma a scam”? ??

No. That’s your answer. It is not a scam.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Counter point, a car is a tent that travels 1000+ miles per day. When you sleep in it you are actually going somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re driving 1000 miles a day? While you sleep?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That would explain so much about the traffic...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can sleep in your office ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Many places don’t like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Put on a high vis vest and go find the mezzanine or a storage area People don't check often, no one will question you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is sarcasm? You sure upset a lot of people lol

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Cap. This is just the new "we walked to school uphill in both directions". These people are fuckin insufferable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I want to sleep in that womans car.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Marcia elle est maigre, aiguisée comme des couperets... 🎤