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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Being too lazy to be funny so you just post ChatGPT garbage is definetly a meme. /s

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

SnarkGPT

I upvoted you because I agree with you, btw lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's worse because they read it and didn't think it was the corniest shit they've ever seen. I'm surprised chatgpt didn't suggest baconing the narwhal at midnight or holding up a spork

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Haha, kitty cats! What will chatgpt think of next

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's pretty dystopian.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This would be even funnier if posted by a bot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can be anything you need baby. Whatever gets your vote.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Isn't that Vermin Supreme's actual platform? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

His wiki article does say giving every American a free pony, among other things such as using zombies for renewable energy. Oh, and time travel research. Can’t forget that one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's definitely the sort of campaign promises he would make, though I don't know he's said any of these in particular.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn - I didn’t know my student council president was running for POTUS!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I oppose this candidate on the mandatory naps. Idk what else they stand for but that’s a big turn off for me, as a single-issue voter.

I can’t nap. Naps are literally nightmare fuel for me, in that every time I nap I have horribly realistic and super vivid nightmares.

I’m gunna start the anti-napping coalliance to defeat this absolute whacko. Preserve freedom!!!

(The nightmares bit is true, the rest is in jest)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Even with the unicorn, it's more realistic than most of what trump says.

Unicorns are real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that last one was part of the Brexit campaign.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Look we already voted for a president Garfield

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No lasagna; no deal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"As president, I will nationalize the moon and distribute lunar real estate to every American citizen. We are entering a new space age, and it's time to secure the future of our nation by claiming the moon as a federal asset. Every citizen will receive twenty-eight acres of moon land, complete with rights to mine precious lunar resources like helium-3, which will power the next generation of clean energy. By 2050, I will establish a permanent lunar colony, complete with affordable housing, universal healthcare, and high-speed internet. You can start planning your retirement on the moon today!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cyborg Melon Husk for prez 2096!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And his running mate will be Last Remaining Ice Cube.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love that even in the most fantastical scenario they couldn't envisage anything less than a 4 day work week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

In this case, the candidate is secretly planning to eliminate workforce protections and send children to work the mines 7 days a week for 15 hours a day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

AI will find it hard to do a hostile takeover if it's already president!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mandatory naps? Am I a fucking child?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If they were optional, your boss would fire you for taking one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Abolish Monday? So 4 Day work week?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you still have two days of weekend, the weeks just no longer have [redacted] and are 6 days long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That would bring us from a 71.4% rate of work to a 66.6% rate of work. Not as good as the 57.1% rate of work we'd get by having 4 days on 3 days off, but still, progress.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He's got my vote.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Now that's the kind of candidate I can vote for!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just give me naps. I would be so much more productive if I had an hour long nap everyday. I know this because I've tried it a few times by accident... And a couple times on purpose.

Also that ChatGPT response gives me vibes of "lmao I'm so random." That's honestly most chat bots I've used. They read like something a motivational speaker would say when they came to my school.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well. Aren't some of these trained on reddit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Blasphemer!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't want a unicorn, fuck this guy I'm voting third party

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And you just know he's gonna back out of that promise as soon as he takes office anyway

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism