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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This design negates the overflow hole. The hole needs to be lower, or it needs to be made for people with smaller hogs

[–] bdonvr 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is itself an overflow hole, of sorts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No one wants to clean potentially pissy water from the bathroom floor. It's bad enough I have to clean my piss dribbles off the floor now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This design is stupid because the whole thing could be lower. The water is gonna escape at the new hole heigh anyway.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Saves water, unironically. But now you're touchin' wrists with everyone's dicks.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Even better their underball taint sweat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If only there was a sink nearby so you could wash your hands immediately...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was expecting to somehow see Saddam hiding in the sink.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Far better tis in the sink to piss

Than in the piss to sink

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

A rose for you my good sir, for today poetry has been elevated to heights never seen before.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

In all seriousness, you'd have to clean it very frequently to keep the smell under control. Don't ask how I know.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Well you clean it every time you use it when you wash your hands.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone knows after you pee in a sink you gotta wash a bunch of water down after. At least I hope they do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nope. Bleach. Gotta use bleach.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha. Good one.

Anyone reading this and doesn't know: bleach and quantity ammonium compounds or other amine-containing compounds (urea) can create chloramine gas (which is just as bad as chlorine gas (it technically does make chlorine gas, but reacts with amines to make chloramine gas). Which is deadly in enclosed places in sufficient concentration. Not sure how much would be made with urine, but ammonia and bleach mixing has killed people (and still does)

Moral of the story: don't mix cleaners unless you know exactly what you're doing.

This has been my Ted Talk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Correct. It's great for dried piss though. Gotta mop it up first, then bleach it down. Don't be stupid, kids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah. That would be fine. Agreed, don't be dumb kids (and everyone else).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That roommate didn't last long.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a good idea but for cleaning, not peeing. Like a bidet but only for dudes

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But...you need to lower the overflow hole 😨

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Add more for target practise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

not if you line things up right

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is actually the wrong design.
what we need are urinals but with a faucet on top. you go and then you wash your hands into the urinal.

same concept but designed for different sized people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You mean like Japanese toilets?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I searched "Japanese urinal" with safesearch off.
This was a mistake.

Anyway, among all these disgusting images I do not see a urinal with a faucet on top, so no.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean this. A very common thing in most Japanese houses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My friend, is that a urinal?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

From a distance, this looks like a guy getting a blowjob from ET.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

When you can't just phone home...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fit it ON the rim for weight support.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Nothing like a good rimjob.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of my old phone. I downloaded a podcast on it that had a shock-opener and for some reason was always "the next thing" the sound/music player wanted to play. So many times, by accidental touch inputs or clicking the headphone button, or the like, my phone would randomly scream: "WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO PEE IN THE SINK!?!?!”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Don't sink in the piss

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The only reason I'm not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about just a nice hole in the wall with very smooth surfaces. You get Johnny in there, you do your thing, then press the flush button to feel a torrential amount of water just decimate the living piss out of whatever is left off your scrotum? Or you know, gentle flush that cleans you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I see, 😀 but where's the glory! 😮? Something just keeps poking my eye from the other side!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

For the ladies, its just a regular sink and you sit backwards into it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I had a discussion with friends and realized to my surprise that everyone urinates in the washbasin on the train. They said it was more hygienic. Which is even kind of true, because no man sits down on the train anyway..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That's not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's dirty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I wish my college dorm room had one of these bad boys….

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go ahead take a drink out of it. Don't be afraid. 🤤🤤🤤

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.

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