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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

Safespace [...] can create forcefields, but he can only trigger them if he's protecting somebody else.

They had to know there's no way they didn't know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

The writer who was in charge of the project used to write for Colbert and Clickhole

I don't get much Chud off him, but it's entirely possible that Marvel's new Editor-in-chief (the guy who used to pretend to be Japanese) is responsible for the attempt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

the guy who used to pretend to be Japanese

Just read about this on the wiki, what the actual fuck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Wait, Safespace is just Steven Universe

Shields, pink, woke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

This is official? I was convinced it was some onion shit. :bordiga-despair:

https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/introducing-the-new-new-warriors The names and concepts are so bad and "They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They're probably streaming this." What?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Be sure to tune in to the adventures of Soyboy and Betacuck

How lib twitter poisoned must your brain be to think this'd be a good idea

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Reminds me of this banger I posted to /r/transgendercirclejerk when this first popped up

Marvel introduces new superhero to appeal to lgbt readers called “f*ggot”. they don’t have any superpowers their just queer or whatever. Give us money

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 years ago (1 children)

this is definitely made by a chud who rammed this through approval as fast as possible before anyone who cared enough noticed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 years ago (1 children)

that or the company was being lazy and trying to cash in on "the whole woke thing" without any real understanding of how it worked

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

I just think corporate environments are more prone to greedy and apathetic than open maliciousness mainly because of how draining they are

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 years ago (1 children)

https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/introducing-the-new-new-warriors

Mar 17, 2020

they tried to launch this the week after the COVID shutdown started

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (3 children)

Screentime - A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.”

Wow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

The internet is a series of tubes and the thing moving around these tubes is internet gas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

So... If there is internet gas, that implies that there is internet liquid and internet solid.

Getting a nice cool cup of internet.

Grabbing a solid chunk of hexbear dot net to place on a table, maybe as a decoration.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

internet gas, that implies that there is internet liquid and internet solid

Digital, the fourth state of matter

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Gimmmmee i want the good shit