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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't know if they still do this, but I checked the ingredients on some legal edibles in Colorado several years ago, and the first one listed was "Love." The second was "high fructose corn syrup."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

I checked the ingredients on some legal edibles in Colorado several years ago, and the first one listed was "Love." The second was "high fructose corn syrup."

dril

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I guess if you're breaking one federal law you don't care about breaking another (you legally can't list love as an ingredient according to the FDA).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This was shortly after decriminalization, so it must have still been the Wild West. I'm sure it was still illegal, but I saw it before this ruling in 2017.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I remember eating a weed cookie before the 10mg edible limit and i couldn't leave the couch to get water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Never have I ever felt an edible since I had homemade brownies around 18yo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's still illegal federally (I think), and the FDA is also a federal organization. So while weed is legal in some states, the FDA rules wouldn't really matter because those are federal. Break one federal law, what's another?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I buy my weed that makes you gay at the beach that makes you old.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wash it down with a big glass of the lemonade that kills you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

careful with that stuff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

if you're a mayo all beaches make you old

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Getting elevated off that Twink Death.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

before weed was legal, it wasn't even labeled to let you know it would make you gay.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It’s true, kids.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weed that makes you cool and popular? kitty-cri

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

All weed makes you cool and popular if you smoke enough (get so high you don't even care anymore)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Rookie mistake, only straights slonk Gangweed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

ur mom smoke weed heated-gamer-moment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I had to switch to the weed that makes you gay because the juice that makes you explode was ruining my life

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If weee make you gay, what drug makes you straight?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'd say meth (no hate, just not my jam) but Grindr says otherwise