this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The amount of facts per fact increases as the facts increase. Pretty self explanatory.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The curve is clearly concave-down, indicating that, in fact, the number of facts per fact decreases as facts increase.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

After being inundated with lots of facts your ability to perceive more facts drops. It's actually a very high quality graph and therefore the account is misleading.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

More facts per fact. That's a Cave Johnson promise.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I know that this means that facts can be mapped onto a mobius* strip. Why or how, I don't know. But I do know that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's Morbin' time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Technically it’s Möbius, not Mobius. The ö is not pronounced like o but more like the u in burger or the i in dirt. (This is a general rule for the letter ö, if you want to pronounce it closer to the original German.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Well, before I edited it it read morbious, so I'm saying good enough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've always told people to sound momentarily disgusted whenever your see it.

Köln becomes K-errrh-ln, for example

It's also really hard for me to switch between languages at the minute because both my English and German keyboards are active on my phone so as soon as I spell Köln correctly, my keyboard thinks "oh scheiße, es ist Zeit für Deutsch!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Curiously, my own personal shits given per shits given graph looks exactly the same