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American politics are an absolute goddamn carnival show. Look how fucking normal everyone looks here. Bored, upset, many of them clearly need to shit. And there's John, doing his best to make audible noises using vocal chords like he's one of them. Actually making an effort. Something did change in thee last 50 years. The bizarre creatures that run this country used to be able to actually pass as human for a few hours at a time. What is the secret? What did our ancient kings know that their D(banned word those canadians say on the show) descendants today have forgotten?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That’s Bobby. By ‘68, John was kind of, y’know, dead.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fairly well preserved for a corpse that had been dead for 5 years if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This is because they used Juche Necromancy. This was the last thing Cornman did before getting kicked out of power and replaced with Eyebrowsman

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

That's what they WANT you to think!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, yeah, oops.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Liberals keep hounding people about this being the most important election of our lifetime*, yet these politicians don’t treat it as such. The elections are only ever about battleground states. There’s literally no reason to do anything beyond the bare minimum to keep states a solid color.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Might want to tell the Democrats that Michigan is a battleground state.