I keep having this moment where I witness some new cursed democrat shit and I go "god I hope they lose" and then remembering that oh yeah they're running against Trump and just feeling like pure distilled 
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2024
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To humiliate someone they must be capable of shame
And some dignity, of which they have none.
"Dr. King's policy was that nonviolence would achieve the gains for black people in the United States. His major assumption was that if you are nonviolent, if you suffer, your opponent will see your suffering and will be moved to change his heart. That's very good. He only made one fallacious assumption: In order for nonviolence to work, your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none."
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Extinction Rebellion be like 
they would just blame the left
libs forced to read the dem party platform verbatim while people laugh and throw rotten produce at them
The entire United States but a century won't be nearly long enough.
Re-education camp where the only punishment is being forced to sit through an entire concert by an animatronic band comprised of Hillary Clinton, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Black Panther and Joe Biden while they perform Taylor Swift songs poorly
sorry, no. they'd like that. best I can do is 100 years of Tim Kaine in the membrane unendingly performed as a duet by Mark Hamill and Jeff Tiedrich 
no backing track, also halfway through they start ad-libbing it to be about Lev Parnas-tier resist figures.
Peter Strzok kinda fucks! Peter Strzok got good luck! 
:hillary-doing-the-macarena-at-the-1996-convention:
I remember watching that live hahaha! Best thing about that convention was that people watching Dems doing the macarena singlehandedly killed the trend
The Hillary endorsement curse applies in all contexts, political or cultural!
That is unironically how they view the trump years
And dems just realized they love it and still operate like the scrappy underdog.
Dems are like the plucky comic relief villains that only look good because of how much more evil, more competent the main villains are. The Ginyu force to the GOP’s Frieza
Under one condition. Dems finally self-gentrify enough the become palatable to the Republicans that aren’t interested in Trump, and then both parties repeatedly lose to a well-organized vanguard party.