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[–] [email protected] 133 points 3 weeks ago (39 children)

Alternate title: Chick-fil-A about to raise menu prices.

Also, don't buy from them. It's run by Christian nationalist and every dollar you give them goes to taking away the rights of someone else.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Would you like some extra bigotry with that chicken, sir?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

It would be their pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

They don't even ask you

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You gotta donate to planned parenthood for every dollar spent there. It's like buying carbon offsets, but for sandwiches. /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I donate to Planned Parenthood AND I don't eat at Chick-fil-A. Win-win.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The last time I was in a Chick-fil-A there was a flamboyantly homosexual guy wearing a neckerchief who took my order.

I had many questions, but I kept them to myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I worked there for 6 years while I was still struggling with accepting my own queerness. I thought that by working a "Christian job" while going to a "Christian school" would help me "overcome" my queerness.

It was a desperate attempt to be accepted by the community I grew up in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, because chickens are sentient, sapient creatures! Their experiences are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

chickens are sentient, sapient creatures! Their experiences are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own.

do you have evidence for the sapient claim? and what is the basis of whether their experiences matter: how much, and to whom? and as for the identical-ness of the nature of their suffering, can you substantiate that in any way?

[–] Mwa 1 points 2 weeks ago

i wonder what rights are being taken away + i am not in america

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[–] HobbitFoot 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unscripted content? So religious reality TV? Good, that sounds worse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say church services but those are scripted

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

Update: "Streaming service to be unavailable every Sunday."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

JFC. The 700 Club sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Starring: Kirk Cameron.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

can I install it on my KFC gaming console

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Can you watch on Sundays?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lol "Chick Flix"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Missed opportunity to have just bought the assets from Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment, which apparently had rights to actual content?