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[–] [email protected] 145 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It's sad because I know exactly what you're talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think it's fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it's not a negative.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Shrimps is bugs forever

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Exactly what I was missing from Reddit. I understand the joke from just browsing all. I love this.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not sad or great, it's ridiculous. There's never been a third toot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I'm Aaron Mankhe, and this... Is Lore.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you are impacting my performance!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ridiculous comment. There's never been a third toot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

3x toots? That didn't happen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Gretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It's not going to happen.

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Stand back, fellas, I'm lactose intolerant. I got this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fart free water is a major L

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
WET FART FREE WATER

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Common fart-free water W

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, "Fart Free Water." That's actually an attribute I like in my water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That’s defo a W(in)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Most of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

"We fart free water"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago
    W
   FA
   RT
 FREE
WATER
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Designer rule: Sometimes you can, but you shouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh I love eating out at W FART. They've got the best bean burritos and even give out FREE WATER.

Edit: Bonus joke, W. FART is an amazing Mega Man ability.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

WFARTFRWAT= we fart for real what

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I like my water with 100% Extra Fart

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

s p a r k l i n g

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

this makes me irrationally angry. who thought this was a clever idea?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

We fart free water? Good to know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Read strictly left to right, this says water, free fart water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

WATER FREE RT FA W

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

F A R T W A T E R

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is why conceptualizing and planning is so important in design lmao

You could have the greatest idea in the world, and all people will see is FART.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

We fart free water

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Farteeer.

Pronounced like Cartier with an f. Cuz it's fancy.

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